"Dang Kyle Schwarber Just Hit A Mammoth Home Run Again (It Was Actually His First)" -Everyone

I’ll tell you what, if they had an award for team that hits the best Minor League Home Runs then the Cubs would be LAPPING the field. All your non major league YABOS belong to us. Deal with it.

PS

How about Kyle Schwarber going from big dick at Kilroy’s one night to Boise Idaho the next. Big time culture shock.